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2009 Pirate Daze Pikters
2009 Pirate Daze Entertainers n Scuttlebutt
Cap'n Morgan Cutlass Raffle
Vendor Applications
Contest Applications
2009 Pirate Daze Schedule O Events
"In Remembrance" n Pirates of Past
2008 Pirate Daze Pikters
Mini Brig Battle Action Part I 2008
Mini Brig Battle Action Part II 2008
2007 Pirate Daze Pikters
2006 Pirate Daze Pikters
2005 Pirate Daze Pikters
Wetport/Grayland Chamber O Commerce
What's da Weather Like? It's ALWAYS BOOTIFUL in Wetport! (Hee hee, I like that!)
No Quarter Given
Brethren
Kontact Us
Da Corniest Crewe on da Coast!


Good Lord! We finally gots rselves a new piktergraf of r crew! Some o da old members got kilt off, (not really) er sailed off ta blooer waters (somewhat likely) er jus plain gots fed up wit us (most likely)! Anyhoos, dis be us wit some new blood mixed in dere. Gathered 'round da good ship "Buccaneer" grin'n fer da piktergrafer n liv'n up to da "Corniest Crew on da Coast" moniker. A trooly frightful sight!

Who We Be.....
We be a band of corn-lovin',corny pirates! We got corn comin' out arrrr ears, mateys!
Ta earn a few o them silver cobs we hawk arrr famous "Buccaneer Corn" fer da mere price o......a buck-an-ear! We done planted a corn patch on da Westport Harbor Esplanade! Beware!! We got r selves da most magnificent little fufu band dat dishes up corny, pirate, n' ol' time music!


What We Do...
We be a not-for-profit crewe,n Neptune knows we ain't saved a farthen yet! What we really do is provide support n entertainment fer r local area's charities n festivals, not da least of which is Rusty Scupper's Pirate Daze, r very own Pirate festival held on the last weekend in June (usually).

If ye be a pirate, or pirate at heart, this is da place to be. Family-oriented n kid-friendly, there's fun fer everyone! Throughout the year wees ply r local waters n help with anythin' we find! Usin' da many different talents o' da entire crewe, we do everythin' from parades n festivals to birthday parties n chaperoning scallywag events. We have crewe members who do balloon swords, sing, n swing a mean sword! We also have r own little pirate FuFu (foo foo = ol'seafarin' lingo fer a ship's orchestra) band who serve up corny, pirate n ol'time music.

We're not large in numbers but huge in heart. R Crewe members be: r new Captain Tide Flats n 'is better half Razor Clam, then thar be Harrie Karrie n Bad Rum Billy, Stitches n 'er left foot What-a-Crock, Lottie Dah, Stinky Steve, Cajun R n Polly Wogg, Irish Blackie, Frogg, Orphan, r Darrin Scullery Maid, Commadore Salty n Lucky Liz with their tykes Doodle n Saber. Then thar also be Parrot n Jolly Joe Roger, Kyairthwen Seasong, Gums n Honey Dew, Barbarosa n me (Bones), n last but not least r three littlest scallyways: da twins Wiley Wyatt n Light Fingers Linnea, n r newest addition, Loose Cannon Katie, born January 5, 2006.


If'n ye thinks ye wants ta join up wit r "band o pirates" yous kin catch us at r monthly meeting at r worldwide headquarters, da Viking Bowl in Wetport. If'n ye want good grub n grogg, dey gots dat too. Be sure n say ahoy ta "King Pin" Carl n his cabin boy "Crabby Pants" Tyler. King Pin be full o hospitality while Crabby Pants be full o hostilities. We love 'em jus da same! We owe dees folks a huge amount o gratitude fer lett'n us use thier facilities fer r meet'ns. King Pin does a lot fer da community throughout da year helping others n mak'n Wetport a better place ta live. Below hyar yous kin find a link ta r worldwide headquarters n more usefull scuttlebutt. If'n ye wants ta email us r email be rspirates@hotmail.com.
Take Me To Rusty Scupper's Worldwide Headquarters at da Viking Bowl




Git ye blunderbuss's loaded hyar fer DIS YARS parlay
June 26, 27 & 28 2009

Free Admisson!!

Rusty Scupper's Pirate Daze

Wees like to thanks a lot o peeple n sponsors o this hyar event, it would not and could not happen wit out dem. Wees has a ton o volunteers from r kids at Ocosta School District to business owners tak'n time from thier stores n jus plain folk dat like ta have some fun n be a part o Rusty Scupper Pirate Daze. We'd also like to thank all o yous that showed up fer this festival. Wees gots peeple from Alaska, Montana, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas, Canada n mre places we never heard of! Wees hopes to sees yous again dis yar!



All up n down the esplanade on Westhaven be where da parlay takes place. N'ere fret, all roads lead ta da docks so's ye kan't git lost......wees hopes.......well, dere was dat time Frogg gots a wee bit o rum poisoning but wees won't go into dat hyar...

Dis hyar be wheres wees keeps r booty n udder priceless belong'ns when we bees in port. Dey also donate a ton o booty n lots o peepols to r parlay hyar in Wetport. We owe dem lots o gratitude. Wees reely like dere moniker toos. Wit out dem n some udders like 'em, dis hyar parlay wood'nt happen. Thank ye Anchor Bank!
Anchor Bank


American Sunset RV & Tent Resort is a nudder establishment wees needs to thanks. Speak 'bout take'n da helm in full storm, Gail Mullvain n her crewe 'ave turned more n one storm into calm sailin. Wit her be'n involved from begin'n ta end, sun up ta sun set, Lord knows we cood'nt, wood'nt make it 'appen witout 'em! Tank ye Gail n yer shipmates!
American Sunset



Da Lady Washington com'n inta port blow'n 'er guns. Mighty purdy sight ta see. Gets me a tear in me eye evry time.

Grays Harbor Historical Seaport

Pint & Dale



Pint & Dale be a pair o' scurvee scallywags wot sings n plays sea chanties n wot haves ya! Bet yer last dubloon ye'll be hearing a cargo hold fulla songs about sea cretures n pirates, haunted ships, mermaids and stormy winds a-blowin'. For nie onta twenty year - they bin sailin' inta many's a port-o-call from Puget Sound ta Liverpool, 'n' The Bay o' Fundy to the Baltic Sea, strummin' and crankin' a sea chest load o' musikal instermints and bellowin' a hurricane o' harmonee!
Trust an ol' salt on this -- ye'd rather walk the plank than miss out on a chance to listen to these too bucko' balladeerz!
Yous kin sees dees too at da Anchor Bank Stage Saturday high noon n at 4:00 PM, n den Sunday at 1:15 PM at da Anchor Bank Stage.
www.pintndale.com



The Bosun Barney Show
wit da Budd Bay Buccaneers



Ahoy thar, whot be a Bosun Barney, ye ask? Bosun Barney, he be a "limberpirate", that be a wooden buccaneer o' demur stature whot kin dance an' swing his arms ta the music o' his larger mates, Cap'n Di, Barbary Burt, an' Downwind Dusty - the Budd Bay Buccaneers. T'gether they kin play tunes, sing songs o' the sea, an' tell stories an' jokes, includin' the biggest collection o' "arrrgh" jokes anywhere on the high seas The show be suitable fer seafarers an' landlubbers, large an' small, an' available fer festivals an' parties, weddin's an' wakes, business openin's an' closin's. An' ye moight even find 'em playin' on the street. If'n ye do, give a listen, an' drap a dollar in the tip chest. Ye'll feel good 'bout it, an' so will they!

Barney an' the Bucs have a couple o' CDs, an' even a few T-shirts wit' the Skull an' Cross Fiddles logo available.

An' don't be tellin' Bosun Barney that he looks "a little board". He wooden like it!
Catch da antics o dis crewe Saturday in Scallywag Alley at 11:00 AM and den 1:15 PM at da Anchor Bank Stage.


Budd Bay Buccaneers

Cap'n Matt



Shantyman, scallywag, sailor n songwriter, Cap’n Matt 'tis a favorite among da shifty lot o da pirates, buccaneers n freebooters he’s known ta sail wit. He’s trod da decks o da Lady Washington n Hawaiian Chieftain while da smoke o battles swirled 'bout, fisted sail in a winter’s gale, hailed da world from da mainmast truck. Born on da shores o Puget Sound, 'e 'as a wealth o “true” stories n songs ta dazzle any audience.
Cap'n Matt will be perform'n at da Anchor Bank Stage 11:00 AM n 2:00 PM Saturday, n den Sunday, 11:00 AM at da Anchor Bank Stage.
www.mattewmoeller.com


B.O.O.M. Pirates!


Dees hyar notorious pirates put on one heck o a show. Demonstrating black powder weapons from small firearms to da cannons off da ships, it be a real blast! Performing near da observation tower at da north end o Westhaven, 4:00 Friday, 1:00 n 3:30 Saturday n den 12:30 on Sunday.
B.O.O.M. Pirates



Wees has us a list O name's n numbers we be check'n twice fer naughty n nice, wait a sand grain, dat's fer another time o year....

Wees has a list o names n numbers fer all you folks want'n ta be vendors n join'n contest's ta contact. Here ye be:

If'n ya wants to go straight to da top, you kin call Cap'n Bizmo at 360-268-3149. He can directs ya to whoever ya might want ta be yak'n to.

Fer all ye want'n ta be sell'n yer wares be it grub, treasure er garb ye be want'n ta contact "Krazy Kate" Cheri @ 360-268-1239. Thar be a deadline O May, 31st so's git yer applications in er walk da short plank.

Fer r infamos "Cap'n Jack Sparrow" look a like contest call "Razor Clam" Arlene @ 360-268-9133.

Fer da Salty Dawg contest (one o me favorites!) call "Polly Wog" Pam @ 360-268-6318.

Fer da big parade we be hav'n on Sunday ye kin call "Tresure Chest" Pat @ 360-268-0191.

Yoos kin also kontact da Pirate Daze "big heads" at rustys-crew@hotmail.com (Dat spell Rustys Crew not Rusty Screw)

If'n yer a proprietor in Wetport/Grayland n wants ta hep suppert r festival n gits some duly noted advertisment give us a call. We be tak'n donations fer da raffles and jus everyting involved wit dis bawdy display of piratitude.

Wees try n make it easy as possible fer ya so below you be see'n links fer da application forms, vendors & food vendors. Print 'em out, fill 'em out n git 'em back to us as quick as you kin. We'd love ta have ya be part o dis hyar festival!

Click Hyar Fer tha Salty Dog Contest

N Hyar Fer tha Jack Sparrow Look Alike Contest

Ta all ye vendors who be want'n ta be com'n ta the Rusty Scupper Pirate Daze Festival, June 26th, 27th & 28th, 2009 here's what ye need ta know. Spaces for vendors be $85.00 for a 10 x 10 ft space or $170.00 for a 10x20 space. For Food vendors to price be $95.00 for 10 x 10 or $190.00 for a 10 x 20 space. All is outside on the esplanade next to the marina, so ye be exposed to the weather. It be very important to remember THIS BE A FAMILY FRIENDLY FESTIVAL. So any pirate apparel will appropriately cover yer body (no bosoms hang's out). Any speech or song be free o' bad words and there be no drink'n of the grogg during festival hours.

If ye wish ta get on the mail'n list or ye have a question, ye may email Krazy Kate (Cheri) at rustys-crew@hotmail.com. Be sure ta include yer name, business name, email address, phone numbrs an what ye be peddlin.

Thank ye
Krazy Kate

****Attention Matey's!****
Vendor Applications MUST be in by May 31st, 2009,
udder wise you be left blow'n in da wind n no port ta call home!
Grub & Grogg Application Form

Garb n Booty Application Form





This hyar festival has grown to what it is by the shear tenacity, vigilance, n insight of Karen McLellan.
Karen, thank ye fer all you have done over the past five years.




Harrie Karrie
(aka Karen McLellan with Passado)



This hyar poor chap in da stocks be r own Rodney Dangerfield, Cap'n Bizmo, aka: Pete Colean. He's done more n 'is fair share o work n never gits any respect so's we thought we'd give 'im some. He been r M.C. since da inception o Pirate Daze n now has been handed da reigns o oversee'n da festival. Good luck schmuck, er Cap'n, yer gonna need it!!! It be a tough job but we knows yous kin do it!



Deez groups below are amongst r favorites, great performers n wonderful "band" o pirates. Da International Pirates o Seattle hep'd us start dis festival some years back so dey be pretty special in r hearts.



The much feared, stinking to high heaven, salt encrusted and horrendous table mannered Open Sores Pirates (uh, Ocean Shores Pirates but we like Open Sores better). Dey tooks r bowling trophy away but dat story t'aint over wit yet.....



Dis hyar be da fearsome "Beer Bard Privateers" from da northern waters o Canada. Dey be hav'n da mini brig battles in da marina all weekend fire'n off dere cannons n show'n yall how trooly frightful battle at sea can be!
Go to da Beer Bard Privateers...


Den we has da Black Diamond Pirates, dey like ta make lot's o noise n smoke. Dis what make's 'em a "blast" ta be 'round tho. Dat be my kind o wench, one dat keeps 'er grog mug handy n 'er powder dry!
Da Black Diamond Pirates Lair
N Hyar be a lil disclaimer from r brethren Quartermaster Blackheart 'Kuda from da Pirates of the Black Diamond concerning the recent news of those cowards in Somali. She says it best fer all o us. We're united with her thoughts.
"The "Pirates of the Black Diamond" do hereby wish it to be known that we as an Incorporated Crew of Pirate Re-Creators in no way, shape or form approve, support or condone the actions of the Somali Pirates. These Alleged so named...Pirates... Are not cut from the same cloth of those we re-create and emulate in our appearances at Faires, Festivals and Events all across Washington State in our Family-friendly PG-Rated venues. There have always been
Pirates and there will likely always be Pirate Re-Creators/Entertainers for all of the public to enjoy...
Without fear or threat of harm or foul to any person, place or thing. We will always abide all moral, legal, and approved guidelines, rule and Laws therein.
However, it is not only egregious but outrageous to compare those of us who portray Pirates from the "Golden Age of
Piracy"” with those in Somali is tantamount to equating US Civil War re-enactors with soldiers in the civil war in Angola, it is not appropriate or correct. In the time we strive to Re-create; the ships were all powered by the wind, there Were press gangs forcing men to become sailors, there were captains of non-pirate ships who were cruel to their crew.
Pirates of that time had control of their own democracy; each sailor down to the lowest swab had a vote in the affairs of a
Ship. Captains, for the most part, had little power except during battles; this was due to the experiences with cruel captains
Most sailors had to endure. Crew members from captured ships often joined the pirates as they knew they would have a Better life on such a ship. How many captives of the Somali Pirates have turned pirate as a result? Think about that!
So as all of you see us at faires, festivals and other events all along the Puget Sound Coastline; Don't ask us what we
Think of the Somali Pirates, We think they are thugs and criminals who (to paraphrase our good friend & Pirate Brethren Cap'n Slappy) "They are ruining our bad names".
The "Pirates of the Black Diamond" will unite with all our Pirate Brethren
In all venues and states and Remain the Same. Rantin' & Ragin' Re-creatin Pirates
Celebrating an "Era of Time Gone By" for all of you to continue to enjoy for many years to come.
PIRATES ROCK!!!
Ask any of our fans over the the last four (4) years. Our Piracy entertaining will never be compromised.
QuarterMaster/Manager... BlackHeart "KUDA"


This hyar rowdy group be the Pirates o Treasure Island. They ply da waters o Seattle area n do lot's a great work wit da kids up dat a way. Dey been com'n ta Pirate Daze fer years now, a welcomed sight to me eye.
Pirates o Treasure Island Hide Out





"In Remembrance"



We recently lost our beloved Neddie Rose. Her love of Westport and it's citizens is legendary. She will be remembered as always smiling, having a keen sense of business and every ones friend. There's nary a soul here in Westport she didn't help out in one way or another.
Fair Winds and Calm Seas, Neddie Rose

"Pirates of Past"



We are extremely saddened to have lost two dear friends. Bloody Barney of the International Pirates, Seattle chapter and Thomas Long, owner and handler of Passado the parrot. Two of the finest pirates we've had the pleasure of knowing. Fair winds, calm seas and may God bless you and your families. You will be forever in our hearts.




Here we go wit some pics o Pirate Daze 2007!

   
In the first picture we 'ave one o da worst displays o "bawdrieness", a sight that makes da soul quiver n thier families scorned. Dey be "Lucky Liz", "Barbarosa" n "Honey Do". Then we 'ave one o da "Salty Dog" kontest winners. I believe this 'lil character took second place but won first in me heart! Then we 'ave da "I told you it didn't always rain in Wetport" shot. See dem dere blu skys?!!

   

First we have last years Jack Sparrow look a like winner Naiomi playing her fiddle, mighty fine she be at that too! Then we have Saber show'n off 'er new eye patch she got at the face paint'n booth. I git ta take credit fer da thought 'o paint'n em on, but her dad wern't none too pleased come time to wash it off....
Finishing off this trio we 'ave Scullery Maid lur'in the men in with 'er spell binding good looks! Ya gotta love a wowan like dat!

   

'ere we 'ave Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow & Jack Sparrow.....
A legacy & tradition continues, Thomas Long's step son carries on with Passado.
Fer da love 'o da Lord, we 'ave a very rare pikter 'o da elusive Bones, da International Pirates were take'n a huge risk in lett'n 'im play the uke at Cowboy Bob's!



Me can't thinks how easy we makes it fer ya, here's a link to da Chamber O Commerce so's ya kin find what yer look'n fer as in places fer grub r rest'n yer bones fer da night.
Wetport/Grayland Chamber O Commerce (yes, Wetport)

Here be a link ta "No Quarter Given", a pirates web site second ta none. (Well, maybe dis hyar one) Dey got links to everthing under da sun relating ta pirates.
No Quarter Given



Now 'ere we have some pikters of Pirate Daze, 2006.



Alas, hyar's our first place winner of da "Jack Sparrow" look a like contest. A dead ringer fer sure! Then we have scalawags do'n their jig n the fearsome Int'l Pirates o Seattle invading Westport.




Here we 'ave Frogg in 'is finest Saturday attire and then an eclectic group, me thinks the British fancy pants might be in a bit of a pickle look'n who's his company be. Looks like Tide flats got 'imself a new devilishly handsome cabin boy!




Ah, pirates n their toys. If'n yer go'n to attend r festival, ya might want ta bring yer ear plugs.



Here's a few pictures o 2005 Pirate Daze. We had a great time, lots 'o laughs n hope ta sees ya all this year o Our Lord 2006!

    
Wiley Wyatt n Light Fingers Linnea take'n a load off.


  

There's dance'n in da streets to da tunes of the International Pirates n da Lady Washington fire'n her cannons.

  

Ahoy! Da Treasure Island Pirates o Seattle 'ave landed while Light Fingers n Wiley r try'n some of dat Buccaneer Corn. Wonder how much dat cost?

   

Harrie Karrie n Pasado, who is owned by Tom n Gail Long o Olympia. A tough decision ta be made in da kids best costume contest n then we 'ave Tide Flats da morning after a late night jam session with Frogg. Heard it was more fun than load'n da cannon with silverware!

        


Tide Flats n Razor Clam share a tender moment. R very own lovely Scullery Maid. Can't argue 'bout it, she keeps a tidy ship! Den we 'ave r 'ol Cap'n Pepper n Tide flats yuk'n it up during a grand performance on da street. Mouse 'ore da pic ta git Peppers grand farewell to 'yall. She set sail fer northern waters wit her hubby da ghost. Fair winds friend........

     




Here's r infamous "What-A-Croc" eat'n up da young'ns. Fer some reason, da kids just love this reptilian, 'n he loves them
('e says they taste like chicken)!!!!!

  

We'd like to welcome aboard r newest member to da "Corniest Crewe on da Coast".
Introducing "Loose Cannon Katie". She be da product o Barbarosa n Bones, sister o Light Fingers Linnea n Wiley Wyatt. Don't let da innocent grin fool ya, she be liv'n up to her "loose cannon" monicker! It's not uncommon at all to hear "Thar she blows!" around r ship. God bless 'er and may His light shine upon 'er!






If yous needs more useless information or would like to make yer parents proud and become one of us (put that college education to good use), keep in mind we take in all ages as long as yer able n will'n, yous can kontact us at.....
Rusty Scupper Pirates
PO Box 2637
Westport, WA. 98595
rspirates@hotmail.com
Bones 360-267-0275
Cap'n Tide Flats 360-268-9133
This webpage designed n maintained by Bones

A big, wet, sloppy (no tongue) kiss goes to Lottie Dah (Faye Farmasonis) fer a lot o da pikters. Thanks schweetie! Love dem fish lips she's gots!



She's a beaut' t'aint she? I kinda caught her off guard in this hyar photo. She usually tries to make a funny face but she didn't have time. Love ya Lottie!

If ya don't mind, we'd sure be pleased if'n ya sign or leave yer mark on da ships register!
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