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Rusty Scupper Pirates
Westport, Washington


2008 Pirate Daze Scuttlebutt
Vendor Applications
Contest Applications
List o Vendors
2008 Pirate Daze Schedule O Events
"In Remembrance" n Pirates of Past
2008 Pirate Daze Pikters
Mini Brig Battle Action Part I 2008
Mini Brig Battle Action Part II 2008
2007 Pirate Daze Pikters
2006 Pirate Daze Pikters
2005 Pirate Daze Pikters
Wetport/Grayland Chamber O Commerce
What's da Weather Like? YIKES!
No Quarter Given
Brethren
Kontact Us
Westport Saw and Surf
Da Corniest Crewe on da Coast!


Good Lord! We finally gots rselves a new piktergraf of r crew! Some o da old members got kilt off, (not really) er sailed off ta blooer waters (somewhat likely) er jus plain gots fed up wit us (most likely)! Anyhoos, dis be us wit some new blood mixed in dere. Gathered 'round da good ship "Buccaneer" grin'n fer da piktergrafer n liv'n up to da "Corniest Crew on da Coast" moniker. A trooly frightful sight!

Who We Be.....
We be a band of corn-lovin',corny pirates! We got corn comin' out arrrr ears, mateys!
Ta earn a few o them silver cobs we hawk arrr famous "Buccaneer Corn" fer da mere price o......a buck-an-ear! We done planted a corn patch on da Westport Harbor Esplanade! Beware!! We got r selves da most magnificent little fufu band dat dishes up corny, pirate, n' ol' time music!


What We Do...
We be a not-for-profit crewe,n Neptune knows we ain't saved a farthen yet! What we really do is provide support n entertainment fer r local area's charities n festivals, not da least of which is Rusty Scupper's Pirate Daze, r very own Pirate festival held on the last weekend in June (usually).

If ye be a pirate, or pirate at heart, this is da place to be. Family-oriented n kid-friendly, there's fun fer everyone! Throughout the year wees ply r local waters n help with anythin' we find! Usin' da many different talents o' da entire crewe, we do everythin' from parades n festivals to birthday parties n chaperoning scallywag events. We have crewe members who do balloon swords, sing, n swing a mean sword! We also have r own little pirate FuFu (foo foo = ol'seafarin' lingo fer a ship's orchestra) band who serve up corny, pirate n ol'time music.

We're not large in numbers but huge in heart. R Crewe members be: r new Captain Tide Flats n 'is better half Razor Clam, then thar be Harrie Karrie n Bad Rum Billy, Stitches n 'er left foot What-a-Crock, Lottie Dah, Stinky Steve, Cajun R n Polly Wogg, Irish Blackie, Frogg, Orphan, r Darrin Scullery Maid, Commadore Salty n Lucky Liz with their tykes Doodle n Saber. Then thar also be Parrot n Jolly Joe Roger, Kyairthwen Seasong, Gums n Honey Dew, Barbarosa n me (Bones), n last but not least r three littlest scallyways: da twins Wiley Wyatt n Light Fingers Linnea, n r newest addition, Loose Cannon Katie, born January 5, 2006.


If'n ye thinks ye wants ta join up wit r "band o pirates" yous kin catch us at r monthly meeting at r worldwide headquarters, da Viking Bowl in Wetport. If'n ye want good grub n grogg, dey gots dat too. Be sure n say ahoy ta "King Pin" Carl n his cabin boy "Crabby Pants" Tyler. King Pin be full o hospitality while Crabby Pants be full o hostilities. We love 'em jus da same! We owe dees folks a huge amount o gratitude fer lett'n us use thier facilities fer r meet'ns. King Pin does a lot fer da community throughout da year helping others n mak'n Wetport a better place ta live. Below hyar yous kin find a link ta r worldwide headquarters n more usefull scuttlebutt. If'n ye wants ta email us r email be rspirates@hotmail.com.
Take Me To Rusty Scupper's Worldwide Headquarters at da Viking Bowl




Git ye blunderbuss's loaded hyar fer NEXT YARS parlay
June 26, 27 & 28 2009

Free Admisson!!

Rusty Scupper's Pirate Daze

Wees like to thanks a lot o peeple n sponsors o this hyar event, it would not and could not happen wit out dem. Wees has a ton o volunteers from r kids at Ocosta School District to business owners tak'n time from thier stores n jus plain folk dat like ta have some fun n be a part o Rusty Scupper Pirate Daze. We'd also like to thank all o yous that showed up fer this festival. Wees gots peeple from Alaska, Montana, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas, Canada n mre places we never heard of! Wees hopes to sees yous again next yar!
Anchor Bank





Grays Harbor Historical Seaport





Wees has us a list O name's n numbers we be check'n twice fer naughty n nice, wait a sand grain, dat's fer another time o year....

Wees has a list o names n numbers fer all you folks want'n ta be vendors n join'n contest's ta contact. Here ye be:

If'n ya wants to go straight to da top, you kin call Cap'n Bizmo at 360-268-3149. He can directs ya to whoever ya might want ta be yak'n to.

Fer all ye want'n ta be sell'n yer wares be it grub, treasure er garb ye be want'n ta contact "Krazy Kate" Cheri @ 360-268-1239.

Fer r infamos "Cap'n Jack Sparrow" look a like contest call "Razor Clam" Arlene @ 360-268-9133.

Fer da Salty Dawg contest (one o me favorites!) call "Polly Wog" Pam @ 360-268-6318.

Fer da big parade we be hav'n on Sunday ye kin call "Tresure Chest" Pat @ 360-268-0191.

Yoos kin also kontact da Pirate Daze "big heads" at rustyscrew@hotmail.com (Dat spell Rustys Crew not Rusty Screw)

If'n yer a proprietor in Wetport/Grayland n wants ta hep suppert r festival n gits some duly noted advertisment give us a call. We be tak'n donations fer da raffles and jus everyting involved wit dis bawdy display of piratitude.

Wees try n make it easy as possible fer ya so below you be see'n links fer da application forms, vendors & food vendors. Print 'em out, fill 'em out n git 'em back to us as quick as you kin. We'd love ta have ya be part o dis hyar festival!

Click Hyar Fer tha Salty Dog Contest

N Hyar Fer tha Jack Sparrow Look Alike Contest

We be com'n up wit new vendor applications, keep yer good eye on da site, they be com'n soon fer 2009!

Email us fer da vendor applications rustys-crew@hotmail.com





This hyar festival has grown to what it is by the shear tenacity, vigilance, n insight of Karen McLellan.
Karen, thank ye fer all you have done over the past five years.




Harrie Karrie
(aka Karen McLellan with Passado)



This hyar poor chap in da stocks be r own Rodney Dangerfield, Cap'n Bizmo, aka: Pete Colean. He's done more n 'is fair share o work n never gits any respect so's we thought we'd give 'im some. He been r M.C. since da inception o Pirate Daze n now has been handed da reigns o oversee'n da festival. Good luck schmuck, er Cap'n, yer gonna need it!!! It be a tough job but we knows yous kin do it!



Deez groups below are amongst r favorites, great performers n wonderful "band" o pirates. Da International Pirates o Seattle hep'd us start dis festival some years back so dey be pretty special in r hearts.



The International Pirates of Seattle took time after a Westport performance ta smile fer the camera.
Wees kin fill a whole ship full o gratitude to dis bunch! Thank you maties!


Dis here be Tug Boat, full o sea fair'n didies n toe tap'n tunes. Wees had ta take a pic o him sideways 'cause e wouldn't fit straight on.....


Dis hyar be da fearsome "Beer Bard Privateers" from da northern waters o Canada. Dey be hav'n da mini brig battles in da marina all weekend fire'n off dere cannons n show'n yall how trooly frightful battle at sea can be!
Go to da Beer Bard Privateers...


Den we has da Black Diamond Pirates, dey like ta make lot's o noise n smoke. Dis what make's 'em a "blast" ta be 'round tho. Dat be my kind o wench, one dat keeps 'er grog mug handy n 'er powder dry!
Da Black Diamond Pirates Lair


This hyar rowdy group be the Pirates o Treasure Island. They ply da waters o Seattle area n do lot's a great work wit da kids up dat a way. Dey been com'n ta Pirate Daze fer years now, a welcomed sight to me eye.
Pirates o Treasure Island Hide Out





"In Remembrance"



We recently lost our beloved Neddie Rose. Her love of Westport and it's citizens is legendary. She will be remembered as always smiling, having a keen sense of business and every ones friend. There's nary a soul here in Westport she didn't help out in one way or another.
Fair Winds and Calm Seas, Neddie Rose

"Pirates of Past"



We are extremely saddened to have lost two dear friends. Bloody Barney of the International Pirates, Seattle chapter and Thomas Long, owner and handler of Passado the parrot. Two of the finest pirates we've had the pleasure of knowing. Fair winds, calm seas and may God bless you and your families. You will be forever in our hearts.




Here we go wit some pics o Pirate Daze 2007!

   
In the first picture we 'ave one o da worst displays o "bawdrieness", a sight that makes da soul quiver n thier families scorned. Dey be "Lucky Liz", "Barbarosa" n "Honey Do". Then we 'ave one o da "Salty Dog" kontest winners. I believe this 'lil character took second place but won first in me heart! Then we 'ave da "I told you it didn't always rain in Wetport" shot. See dem dere blu skys?!!

   

First we have last years Jack Sparrow look a like winner Naiomi playing her fiddle, mighty fine she be at that too! Then we have Saber show'n off 'er new eye patch she got at the face paint'n booth. I git ta take credit fer da thought 'o paint'n em on, but her dad wern't none too pleased come time to wash it off....
Finishing off this trio we 'ave Scullery Maid lur'in the men in with 'er spell binding good looks! Ya gotta love a wowan like dat!

   

'ere we 'ave Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow & Jack Sparrow.....
A legacy & tradition continues, Thomas Long's step son carries on with Passado.
Fer da love 'o da Lord, we 'ave a very rare pikter 'o da elusive Bones, da International Pirates were take'n a huge risk in lett'n 'im play the uke at Cowboy Bob's!



Me can't thinks how easy we makes it fer ya, here's a link to da Chamber O Commerce so's ya kin find what yer look'n fer as in places fer grub r rest'n yer bones fer da night.
Wetport/Grayland Chamber O Commerce (yes, Wetport)

Here be a link ta "No Quarter Given", a pirates web site second ta none. (Well, maybe dis hyar one) Dey got links to everthing under da sun relating ta pirates.
No Quarter Given



Now 'ere we have some pikters of Pirate Daze, 2006.



Alas, hyar's our first place winner of da "Jack Sparrow" look a like contest. A dead ringer fer sure! Then we have scalawags do'n their jig n the fearsome Int'l Pirates o Seattle invading Westport.




Here we 'ave Frogg in 'is finest Saturday attire and then an eclectic group, me thinks the British fancy pants might be in a bit of a pickle look'n who's his company be. Looks like Tide flats got 'imself a new devilishly handsome cabin boy!




Ah, pirates n their toys. If'n yer go'n to attend r festival, ya might want ta bring yer ear plugs.



Here's a few pictures o 2005 Pirate Daze. We had a great time, lots 'o laughs n hope ta sees ya all this year o Our Lord 2006!

    
Wiley Wyatt n Light Fingers Linnea take'n a load off.


  

There's dance'n in da streets to da tunes of the International Pirates n da Lady Washington fire'n her cannons.

  

Ahoy! Da Treasure Island Pirates o Seattle 'ave landed while Light Fingers n Wiley r try'n some of dat Buccaneer Corn. Wonder how much dat cost?

   

Harrie Karrie n Pasado, who is owned by Tom n Gail Long o Olympia. A tough decision ta be made in da kids best costume contest n then we 'ave Tide Flats da morning after a late night jam session with Frogg. Heard it was more fun than load'n da cannon with silverware!

        


Tide Flats n Razor Clam share a tender moment. R very own lovely Scullery Maid. Can't argue 'bout it, she keeps a tidy ship! Den we 'ave r 'ol Cap'n Pepper n Tide flats yuk'n it up during a grand performance on da street. Mouse 'ore da pic ta git Peppers grand farewell to 'yall. She set sail fer northern waters wit her hubby da ghost. Fair winds friend........

     




Here's r infamous "What-A-Croc" eat'n up da young'ns. Fer some reason, da kids just love this reptilian, 'n he loves them
('e says they taste like chicken)!!!!!



We'd like to welcome aboard r newest member to da "Corniest Crewe on da Coast".
Introducing "Loose Cannon Katie". She be da product o Barbarosa n Bones, sister o Light Fingers Linnea n Wiley Wyatt. Don't let da innocent grin fool ya, she be liv'n up to her "loose cannon" monicker! It's not uncommon at all to hear "Thar she blows!" around r ship. God bless 'er and may His light shine upon 'er!






If yous needs more useless information or would like to make yer parents proud and become one of us (put that college education to good use), keep in mind we take in all ages as long as yer able n will'n, yous can kontact us at.....
Rusty Scupper Pirates
PO Box 2637
Westport, WA. 98595
rspirates@hotmail.com
Bones 360-267-0275
Cap'n Tide Flats 360-268-9133
This webpage designed n maintained by Bones

A big, wet, sloppy (no tongue) kiss goes to Lottie Dah (Faye Farmasonis) fer a lot o da pikters. Thanks schweetie!



She's a beaut' t'aint she? I kinda caught her off guard in this hyar photo. She usually tries to make a funny face but she didn't have time. Love ya Lottie!

If ya don't mind, we'd sure be pleased if'n ya sign or leave yer mark on da ships register!
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